attempting to hide ur sexuality like
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can