"We Can’t Stop" - Music Videos of Miley Cyrus (x)

katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me


ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

(Source: fassyy)


ruinedchildhood:

Mean Girls Bloopers [x]

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

449,781 plays Swimming Pools ft. Asshole Fish from Spongebob Squarepants Kendrick Lamar

sporadicimpulses:

slimed:

sporadicimpulses

LMAO JESUSJS

(Source: ruggedhood)

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

thisisbully:

You know it’s horrible when it’s too hot to masturbate

niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(Source: stability)


0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy