whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????


(Source: the-most-popular-girls-in-school)

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin

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i’m still on

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i still haven’t been banned

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I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS 

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and i only got banned for 24 hours

ellsworthsomething:

nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

Yup