howtobeaheartbreaker:

attempting to hide ur sexuality like


prguitarman:

I want to believe

(Source: eddiecatflap)


caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots)

vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauceimage

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

(Source: noseblush)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can